So I’ve decided to do a series of video posts about how life is like living in Peshawar.

The twist is tht I do them around midnight, while driving.

The pilot is here….

I wrote this for the University Magazine.

I could still feel back then.

A look at Peshawar……. The video was made last night, I hope I’ve been able to convey the feel of things despite the deadpan commentary, a  bad camera angle and extremly shaky picture. I was shocked, driving and well just very shocked at the feeling of doom and gloom tht has engulfed the whole city.

wooohoooo my first ever mobile post!

p.s : This ones just for fun. the one u should be reading is the one b4 this one.
have a great day!

That……

• People can drive for decades without acquiring an iota of road sense!
• I start panicking way before exam time while all the actual study gets done a day or two before exams.
• I have classes from 8.30 A.m to 4.30 P.m every single day of the week, Its inhumane!
• Galz can get away with murder just by smiling at a guy, I should know better.
• I can’t even fly a stupid kite.
• I have gone numb to all the madness around me, bomb Blast in Saddar? how many dead? A 100? Inna lillah e wa inna ilaihi rajioon, wts for lunch by the way???
• My parents still treat me as if I was a kid Forever the youngest in the family.
• Ice cream makes you fat!
• Scum bags of our world have it better than honest, well meaning folks
• Electricity always “vanishes” when i decide to study lolz ok, ok this one’s on me!
• We let a handful of fundos impose their interpretation of the sharia on us.
• AND  the list can go on but the last one is “It baffles me immensely that We keep electing  the same old lecherous politicians to power every five years, when there previous track record is pretty clear for all to see!!!!! “

So tell me people, what is it that touches you in that special way?  :P

Time: 04:35 p.m

…… “Hello Ali are u awake”

“I’m now I guess”

“Have you done the networks assignment”

“Our country is burning and all you can care about is a friggin assignment thts not even due till 6 p.m today????? Go f**k yourself and mail me that assignment when you get it from some bitch ass theeta “

“K laanti soja”"

*Me Snoring*

The terrorists they strike again. 80 killed, 150 injured. God when will this end?

I’ll do a series of posts on the effects of this terrorism on the youth of N.W.F.P and specifically Peshawar soon Inshallah!

….she smiled,

and I forgot what I was doing there.

I sooooo want to be a pheonix right now!

When sitting in an easy chair situated in your lawn at 3 in the morning, Weird and out of place thoughts are bound to come in your mind. Not perhaps as out of place as our beloved Mr. Zardari in the president house but still they are pretty mundane. For example , you start to marvel at your neighbor uncle’s extremely flexible sleep routine,during the night the dude gets up after every hour to turn on the generator and goes back to sleep without missing a beat. And it goes on and on all night. During my exams which finished recently, I had a whole revision schedule based on the comings and goings of TV waale uncle (He is some hot shot executive at PTV) , it went something like this.

*Me Pacing frantically while holding a book barely inches away from my nose*

“ The recursive call than back tracks and connects the left most node to the child of the right most node and……. “

*noise : Grrrrrr……grrrrrrrr*

“wtf??!! Uncle TV is up. is it 3 a.m already??? and I’ve still got to cover five more chapters before the paper at 8, shit shit SHIT!!!! “

………..

This will be a series of short,random and pointless posts about my weird sleeping habits. You guys are welcome to post any stories of your own in the comments!

People are stupid, all of them in one way or another are just plain stupid!

damn , I’m stupid !!!

How so very stupid……..